It’s part two of the much-ballyhooed fight between Kim and Sheree and it lasts longer than a virgin on his first time. When the big wig pulling moment happens, it is only followed by shouts of “Bitch!” “Get your hands off me!” etc, etc. The fight must have been bigger than that if they are having a super extended rerun of the episode next week. Sheree had me dying when she said that she just wanted to “shift it”, not remove it. NeNe is just in shock about the whole scenario, but she still puts her stamp on the situation, which is always quotable and t-shirt worthy.
The next day Kim’s bff meets her at a restaurant and Kim pours her heart out about being attacked the night before by Sheree. Kim plays victim well, but I am on the fence on this one. Something tells me that Kim was telling the truth, because what mother would put something like a rumor on her kids life? But then again this is Kim we are talking about. Good judgment is not her best friend it seems.
Nene and Lisa go jogging/speed walking, more of the latter, but anyway… They are exercising and NeNe is relaying what happened the previous night to Lisa, who is in shock and awe. Especially about Kim bringing a helmet. Lisa also says she is done with Kim and pretty much leaves the drama to Sheree and NeNe. Kandi tells her friend, Jing Jing, about her mother tripping about her fiancée, A.J. I really hope that Kandi’s mom sees how much her actions are hurting Kandi, plus it does nothing but add fumes to the gossip blogs.
It’s Dwight’s birthday and he makes Sheree’s diva antics look like a mere tanrum. I would hate to work for Dwight, because he is WAAAAAYYYYY to particular in everything. Kim takes her ass to a damn doctor to burn fat off of her body in a procedure she doesn’t know much about. See? Judgment is not her strong point. And she wonders why she thought she had cancer and has to wear wigs.
NeNe and Sheree make their way to Dwight’s party where NeNe tells us that Kandi will be there and it will be Kandi’s first time meeting Dwight and Sheree. NeNe tells Sheree that she isn’t through with Kim and really wants to get down to the bottom of the situation.
Ok, so Dwight’s party looks like a Grace Jones’/Strange’ production (Yall, know you have seen Boomerang and know what the hell I am talking about). Wild and outrageous are the operative words here. Dwight is large and in charge and if anything was out of place we didn’t see it. And if it was I pray for the person responsible. Kandi shows up with Jing Jing and Dwight pretty much treats Kandi as if she was about to be sold at a slave auction. Kandi is not use to the attention, especially when Dwight feels her up. I bet Dwight goes both ways. I BET you… Anyway the group dances the night away and I bet it was a night to remember in black Atlanta society.
NeNe calls Kim to meet up and discuss Wig-gate. Kim is down for a meeting and a glass of wine. How about we leave the wine out of the meetings, ladies, shall we?
Lisa and Ed visit a fashion designer to help with Lisa’s clothing line called Closet Freak, which is much more creative and original than She by Sheree, in my opinion. but of course, Sheree has to put her two cents in and basically says that Lisa is copying her game, while Lisa says that Sheree is not that much different than her when it comes to designing her own fashion line, which basically designates both of them as amateurs at best. Sheree also goes as far as saying that Lisa doesn’t have good fashion sense. I smell (no, hope) a new feud brewing… After we see Lisa’s clothing venture we have to go back to Sheree’s as she talks to her seamstress, Casey who is in New York. Tania comes over and pretty much is like “Sheree, I am excited for you!” “These are great designs!”. yadda yadda yadda. Nothing interesting in my opinion.
On to NeNe and Kim trying to hash things out. Kim says that she is disgusted by what when down and NeNe assures to Kim that she didn’t expect it to go down like that. NeNe then tells Kim that she wants to still salvage their friendship, but if you read YBF.com then you know that is not aligned in the futures of them two.
NeNe meets up with Lisa and they discuss Lisa and Ed’s plans to have another baby. The conversation goes from hilarious to way too much information when it comes to some type of thing Lisa used during a sex fest with Ed. I wonder if Ed either cringes or bristles with pride when she discusses their sex life on national television. Anywho… Thankfully the convo changes to Sheree’s housewarming party and Bob Whitfield’s refusing to pay for the mortgage. I agree with Bob Whitfield on this one. If Sheree declares that she doesn’t need a man to do her, then the house should’ve not been an issue.
Kandi meets up with T-Boz from TLC and they pretty much does lunch. Their convo consists of their new albums that they are working on, Kandi’s engagement ring, and baby mama drama. T-Boz pretty much says that she can’t deal with more than two baby mamas and is a little shocked to hear that A.J. has four. All while I watch this exchange, I mentally rule out any hope of seeing a mini-Xscape reunion/Tiny & Toya crossover. Obviously, Tiny might be too hood for Kandi now.
It’s the night of Sheree’s housewarming party, which she wants everyone to know is NOT a replacement for her Independence Party. Whatever, Sheree… She is getting airbrushed and made up all for a damn housewarming party. I shake my head at the tomfoolery. NeNe and Lisa show up after much of the other guests already have settled in and are mingling. Lisa and NeNe finally meet Tania and the greetings are not too kosher for either party. Lisa compliments Tania who goes all diva as if she was an actual Housewife herself. When Lisa says that Tania has to be a size zero, because Lisa herself is a size two, Tania sort of confirms it. NeNe jokingly says let me get you a sandwhich, which Tania responds snootily that she eats plenty and has a lot of time to become NeNe’s size.
Uh oh….
NeNe is clearly not amused and her commentary about the situation is vintage NeNe! “What the fuck are you trying to say, bitch? That I am fat?” I am not doing it justice, but it was pure NeNe Leakes. Anderson Cooper is gleaming somewhere right now. 
Then Lisa continues to compliment Tania by moving onto Tania’s short haircut by saying that she likes short haircuts. Tania then says that Lisa needs to do something about “all of this”, meaning Lisa’s long sexy locks. Now it is Lisa’s turn to be offended. NeNe and Lisa tell Sheree that Tania came on a “little too strong” and think that she better correct herself before they double team on that ass. Of course, Sheree feels as if Lisa and NeNe are being a bit much, but Tania clearly doesn’t have the tact part down just yet. NeNe and Lisa bless Sheree’s house and then the group of ladies sit down and talk about marriage, relationships, and lack of communication in both of the formers. It was safe to say they didn’t include lack of communications in friendships, because who knows what type of drama would have unfolded when that can was opened.
BONUS
After the show aired, Dwight himself was the guest on Watch What Happens for the week and while Andy Cohen and viewers from home tried to pry information out of Dwight involving the drama on the show, he remained unbiased about everything and only said that he thought Wig-gate was something that could have “been handled in a sandbox” somewhere and that it was “ridiculous”. Dwight knows better. He doesn’t want to be involved in any crap and let’s be honest: would you want to go head up with Dwight? He seems like he can burn your name for generations in Atlanta just by snapping his fingers. I don’t know about, yall, but that’s some voodoo shit there.
Till next week, peeps!
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